Euf!

Un bout de viande et un extrasterrestre :
- Enta 8 aw 14?
- Chou ya3ne?
- Ya3ne Aoun aw Geagea? Hariri aw Nasrallah?
- Min haw?
- Siesie.
- Chou ya3ne siesie?
- Nes bass bihemma tbarhen enna hiyye l2azka!
- Eh wchou 5asne ana?
- Enta 3lek tna22e min l2azka.
- Yih?!
- Eh.
- Tayyeb eza l2iton bzaka ba3don chou ba3mol?
- Bettaleb bi2el8a2 lta2ifie.
- Chou ya3ne lta2ifie?
- Lta2ifie hiye 2e5tilef 3ala kif lwa7ad bimasse7 tizo. Lmasi7e bimasse7 belrouleau welmeslem bichattef.
- Euf! Tab le mabiettef2o 3atari2a we7de ymas7o fiya tizon?
- Jarrabo, ma2edro. Masalan fi marra jarrabo ymas7o biwara2 ljarayed.
- Salbe, wmameche l7al?
- La2, le2anno sar l7eber y3allem 3atizayon.
- Eh w2eza?
- Kif w2eza? Rej3o 3al mechkle l2asesie.
- Kif ya3ne?
- Mal jarayed msayase! Ya3ne eza se2abet ennak senne masalan wmassa7t tizak bijaridet l"Balad" badal jaridet l"Nahar" sar lchi3e, li3emel jehed ymasse7 tizo bjaridet l"Balad", ye3tebrak msayas!
- Tab le masalan mabiettef2o enno l senne bimasse7 tizo bijaridet l"Nahar" wel chi3e bijaridet l"Balad"?
- Hek sar! Bass lmechkle enno jaridet l"Nahar" btosdor aktar bektir men jaridet l"Balad"! Sar lchi3e modtar ymasse7 tizo bijaridet l"Nahar"!
- Euf! Ya3ne mafi 7al???
- Mbala, halla2 3am yederso tari2a ymas7o tizon bijaride ajnabie.
- Mazbout!
- Bass 3ambi2oulo enno l7arf ellatine bisabbeb bibwesir.
- Euf!